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Marc

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:04 pm    Post subject: Be Kind and Rewind Reply with quote
My latest dvd rental adventures.

Dog Soldiers = A British horror movie about soldiers who stumble
upon a whole pack of werewolves.
RATING: B

Ultraviolet = This kind of X-Men type flick would have been much
better off being NC-17 and having Milla Jovovich be topless with
just a thong on the whole movie.
RATING: C-

It's All About Love = A sci-fi like drama starring Joaquin Phoenix,
Claire Danes and Sean Penn. I expected much more.
RATING: C-

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road = These guys just
need to go away now, especially that fucking piece of shit Cable Guy.
RATING: F
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:18 pm    Post subject: Re: Be Kind and Rewind Reply with quote
Marc wrote:

Dog Soldiers = A British horror movie about soldiers who stumble
upon a whole pack of werewolves.
RATING: B


I thought B+, though there were some unexplained plot points.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:20 pm    Post subject: Re: Be Kind and Rewind Reply with quote
Marc wrote:
Ultraviolet = This kind of X-Men type flick would have been much
better off being NC-17 and having Milla Jovovich be topless with
just a thong on the whole movie.
RATING: C-


So, you've got a thing for eleven-year-old boys? Confused
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Be Kind and Rewind Reply with quote
Mike I wrote:
Marc wrote:
Ultraviolet = This kind of X-Men type flick would have been much
better off being NC-17 and having Milla Jovovich be topless with
just a thong on the whole movie.
RATING: C-


So, you've got a thing for eleven-year-old boys? Confused


C'mon, you don't think Milla Jovovich is attractive? She has two "v"s in her name.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I loved Dog Soldiers. Really fun movie.

But for the love of god, why did you subject yourself to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Be Kind and Rewind Reply with quote
Dusto wrote:
Mike I wrote:
Marc wrote:
Ultraviolet = This kind of X-Men type flick would have been much
better off being NC-17 and having Milla Jovovich be topless with
just a thong on the whole movie.
RATING: C-


So, you've got a thing for eleven-year-old boys? Confused


C'mon, you don't think Milla Jovovich is attractive? She has two "v"s in her name.


No. I don't understand the outright obsession some guys have with her.

Probably her propensity for showing up with swords. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject: Re: Be Kind and Rewind Reply with quote
Marc wrote:

Ultraviolet = This kind of X-Men type flick would have been much
better off being NC-17 and having Milla Jovovich be topless with
just a thong on the whole movie.
RATING: C-



that's unfair. any of her movies would have been better that way.
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Yeah as some one who has spent a lot of time around bulls and rodeo's I have to say I think this is for the most part just a bad rumor.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:35 pm    Post subject: Re: Be Kind and Rewind Reply with quote
Mike I wrote:
Dusto wrote:
Mike I wrote:
Marc wrote:
Ultraviolet = This kind of X-Men type flick would have been much
better off being NC-17 and having Milla Jovovich be topless with
just a thong on the whole movie.
RATING: C-


So, you've got a thing for eleven-year-old boys? Confused


C'mon, you don't think Milla Jovovich is attractive? She has two "v"s in her name.


No. I don't understand the outright obsession some guys have with her.

Probably her propensity for showing up with swords. Rolling Eyes

I think she's quite attractive. Great face. Plus she's a damn fine actor. Though I wish she were in more good movies.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:37 pm    Post subject: Re: Be Kind and Rewind Reply with quote
batmanbooyah wrote:
Marc wrote:

Ultraviolet = This kind of X-Men type flick would have been much
better off being NC-17 and having Milla Jovovich be topless with
just a thong on the whole movie.
RATING: C-



that's unfair. any of her movies would have been better that way.


I guess she better start choosing movies with better scripts.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
she's not hot, but fit skinny naked chick is a plus to any movie.
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Are you a belly dancer or something? That top picture is pretty hot. Oh, and by the way I'm Matt and you will fall in love with me.

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For whatever reason, I thought it was a good idea to show him my porn stash.

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Yeah as some one who has spent a lot of time around bulls and rodeo's I have to say I think this is for the most part just a bad rumor.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
batmanbooyah wrote:
she's not hot, but fit skinny naked chick is a plus to any movie.


True, but I don't need that if the movie has a good plot and writing.
I mean Ultraviolet relies pretty much on Jovovich's sex appeal, so
if that's gonna be the case then why not go all the way with it and
have her topless with just a thong on.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jade wrote:
I loved Dog Soldiers. Really fun movie.

But for the love of god, why did you subject yourself to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?


i think Ron White is pretty funny. the other ones suck balls.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chris_ycrtft wrote:
Jade wrote:
I loved Dog Soldiers. Really fun movie.

But for the love of god, why did you subject yourself to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?


i think Ron White is pretty funny. the other ones suck balls.

I think he's the only one that isn't actually a Hollywood actor pretending to be a redneck.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rabbi Noculars wrote:
Chris_ycrtft wrote:
Jade wrote:
I loved Dog Soldiers. Really fun movie.

But for the love of god, why did you subject yourself to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?


i think Ron White is pretty funny. the other ones suck balls.

I think he's the only one that isn't actually a Hollywood actor pretending to be a redneck.


also the only one that doesn't have a catch phrase. he just tells stories.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chris_ycrtft wrote:
Rabbi Noculars wrote:
Chris_ycrtft wrote:
Jade wrote:
I loved Dog Soldiers. Really fun movie.

But for the love of god, why did you subject yourself to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?


i think Ron White is pretty funny. the other ones suck balls.

I think he's the only one that isn't actually a Hollywood actor pretending to be a redneck.


also the only one that doesn't have a catch phrase. he just tells stories.

Is "Tater Salad" not a catchphrase? I don't follow these things too closely.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, I think the fact that those guys are putting on an act and not just being themselves is what really annoys me... well, that and the fact their jokes are moronic...
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Rabbi Noculars wrote:
Chris_ycrtft wrote:
Rabbi Noculars wrote:
Chris_ycrtft wrote:
Jade wrote:
I loved Dog Soldiers. Really fun movie.

But for the love of god, why did you subject yourself to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?


i think Ron White is pretty funny. the other ones suck balls.

I think he's the only one that isn't actually a Hollywood actor pretending to be a redneck.


also the only one that doesn't have a catch phrase. he just tells stories.

Is "Tater Salad" not a catchphrase? I don't follow these things too closely.


no it's a nickname, the origin is in one of his anecdotes. they play that thing on comedy central about every other day. his part of it is worth seeing once, i think. he has a completely different style than the rest of those choads.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
yeah, I like Ron White, too. I don't know if he's updated his act lately, though.
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i liked dog soldiers as well, I just saw Descent and it was decent (pun totally intended! I'm not ashamed!) but could have been a bit better. I enjoyed more of the fun injected in dog soldiers over the more serious tone of Descent, but it was a good one. I like the idea of a horror movie designed for a female audience though and it came across pretty authentically.

As for Milla Jovovich- I think she's quite pretty, but I haven't been able to force myself to sit through one of her movies in their entirety, so I can't like her thaaaat much.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Wagon wrote:
yeah, I like Ron White, too. I don't know if he's updated his act lately, though.


Ron White's awesome. He's added some stuff to his routine, but it is starting to stale a little, now that he's famous.

Jeff Foxworthy and Bill Engvall are okay, provided they're not humoring their taste-deprived audience with their "classic" material.

I've never found Larry the Cable Guy the least bit funny.
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Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy can suck my balls and git er dun... if I had balls, of course...
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jade wrote:
Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy can suck my balls and git er dun... if I had balls, of course...


Well, Penis in a Jar has balls. Can they suck them?
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That would suffice, yes.
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Firecracker
An off-beat David Lynch type drama about a traveling sideshow
carnival and a murder in a small Kansas town. It stars Karen Black
and singer-musician Mike Patton (plays two different roles).
RATING: B
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Firecracker
An off-beat David Lynch type drama about a traveling sideshow
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and singer-musician Mike Patton (plays two different roles).
RATING: B


Sounds interesting. Is it in theatres or DVD?
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That movie with Mike Patton! I wouldn't mind seeing that.
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Marc wrote:
Firecracker
An off-beat David Lynch type drama about a traveling sideshow
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and singer-musician Mike Patton (plays two different roles).
RATING: B


Sounds interesting. Is it in theatres or DVD?


DVD
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I watched a few dvds over the weekend:


Jesus Is Magic. Sarah Silverman's first stand-up flick. It had it's moments! Including probably the first Martin Luther King jokes I've ever heard. C+

The Eye. Pretty deliberatly paced and creepy. It definetly seemed like it was tailor-made for an American remake though. B-

The Masters of Horror episode by that guy that did Bubba Ho-Tep and Phantasm. Not Bad. They need to make more shorter horror films. B-
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akaRyanHoffman wrote:
I watched a few dvds over the weekend:


Jesus Is Magic. Sarah Silverman's first stand-up flick. It had it's moments! Including probably the first Martin Luther King jokes I've ever heard. C+

The Eye. Pretty deliberatly paced and creepy. It definetly seemed like it was tailor-made for an American remake though. B-

The Masters of Horror episode by that guy that did Bubba Ho-Tep and Phantasm. Not Bad. They need to make more shorter horror films. B-
I wish that was what they wrote on the box of the Masters of Horror dvd, cause thats exactly what i call that guy too.
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akaRyanHoffman wrote:
I watched a few dvds over the weekend:


Jesus Is Magic. Sarah Silverman's first stand-up flick. It had it's moments! Including probably the first Martin Luther King jokes I've ever heard. C+

The Eye. Pretty deliberatly paced and creepy. It definetly seemed like it was tailor-made for an American remake though. B-

The Masters of Horror episode by that guy that did Bubba Ho-Tep and Phantasm. Not Bad. They need to make more shorter horror films. B-
I wish that was what they wrote on the box of the Masters of Horror dvd, cause thats exactly what i call that guy too.



And, y'know, I could have looked the guy's name up too, but it's funnier this way!
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